Seraphyne

Rock sent a vey funny email with those rules. Here i’ll put only the ones that makes sense to me or that i really liked.. the rest i’ll link it! =)

• The Limited Vacancy Exception (The Menage-a-Many Rule)
  On Roleplaying servers, the beds of inns happen to be the most densely populated regions in the game.
• I Got My Degree Online!
  For 10 copper, you have the smarts to learn engineering. ( I would love that one btw)
• The Continuum of the Traveling Pants
  The gear will always fit.
• The  Survival of the Fittest
  You have to kill 16 zherva to find 4 hooves, 12 murlocs to find 7 eyes, 57 bears to find one with a brain.
• The Hypocrisy of Avian Travel
  The windrider will not know how to get there, unless you do, but it flies itself.
• The “I’m not even supposed to be here today…” Principle
  The same NPC has been selling bread in Ironforge for 1,383 days straight, in back-to-back shifts, without a break.
• The Priest Postulate
  No matter the race or gender of the priest, they all become a human female as a spirit (of redemption).
• Murphy’s Law of Upgrades
  You can spend countless runs finding a better weapon, only to upgrade it with badge gear a week later. (The reason why i hate wow so much sometimes…..)
• Social Engineering Superiority
  You could make a better living by signing guild charters at level 1 than by leveling a crafting profession.
• Size Doesn’t Matter
  A small ring takes up as much space in your bag as the head of a dragon does. (WOOT! .. he he he)
• Battleground Failure 102 (Too Many Rockstars)
  No matter how good the advice is, if the battleground group isn’t a premade, no one will take it.
• Battleground Failure 103 (Less QQ, More Pew Pew!)
  The people who complain the most about other people in the battleground are the ones who are working the least toward the objective. (So true…….)
• The First Rule of Trade Chat
  You do not talk about trade in trade chat. (AHHAHAHAHAHAH)
• The Second Swimmer’s Irony
  You can swim as fast wearing full plate armor as you can naked.
• Law of Beverages
  The milk is always ice cold and in a glass, despite how long it has been sitting in the baking hot sun and been toted around by a raptor.
• The Law of Infinite Entertainment
  You can never win the game. That will never stop you from trying.

The link for all you find it here